Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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