so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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