i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
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