Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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