I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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