I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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