i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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