You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I don't think brook has ever known best
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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