if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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