margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
You are a genius and a whore.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I think I just sharted jello shots
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