but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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