See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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