She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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