If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I deserve to be covered in dicks
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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