i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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