So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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