Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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