they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
my being single is dangerous.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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