We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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