Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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