I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
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