question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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