Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
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