Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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