i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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