I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I have feelings that need drinking.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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