in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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