i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
