she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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