that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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