letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
did i just pee glitter
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
The Olympian is in my bed
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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