Dual....:-)
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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