Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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