i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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