Swine flu. Run for my life!
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
i've created a new STD.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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