Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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