Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
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