just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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