Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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