I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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