I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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