i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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