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We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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