scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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