By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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