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I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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