You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Ketchup is God's man juice
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Randomize