don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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