You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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