no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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