Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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