He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
