I need help removing her.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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