id be glad to
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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