Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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